Daytona Bike Week!
Heading out of St. Augustine in the Intracoastal Waterway we motored the whole day!
We had planned to set off very early but an awesome evening, first on Rat Catcher then downtown at Legions Bar, saying goodbye to St. A. and Rosaire and Neena meant we got off a little later than planned :)
So as the sunset we found anchorage just South of Memorial Bridge in Daytona, gulped some dinner down and not long after dark were serenading the seas with snores! Well I don't snore! Of course hehehe!
Morning arrived and hearing motor bikes roaring in town we decided we could not leave Daytona in bike week without seeing the bikes and bikers! So we headed to the nearest dock in the dinghy (Rowdent) and tied her up!
Wow the streets were lined with biking related stalls selling everything from bikes to bikinis! Roaring past us on mainly Harley Davidsons the couples went many who had obviously been shopping in the week! Bike gangs parading their colors with pride! Their 'Bitches' (their name for the women clinging to their leather tails not mine) showing off every biker chick outfit available from up-town skin tight leathers to skimpy bare-it-all fitted string vests. They obviously had seen RF's badge he wear on his flying overalls 'I am naked under my clothes' and set out to prove it! :)
The bikes were amazing from smaller zippy ones that a young group seem to ride, must be affordability but they give a good impression of it being the only bike they ever wanted! To giant touring bike with panniers and armchair like seats!
The trend seems to be that men have long pony tails worn low on the back of their heads and tied with numerous elastic bands down its length to keep it from flying and knotting. The 'ladies' wearing either short sassy sexy styles or long hair tied in 'little girl' pigtails on either side of their heads! Age has nothing to do with the choice!
We found ourselves in 'Dirty Harry's' bar for a mid day beer just in time to witness the wet t-shirt competition! Even with a prize of $100 they had to coax contestants into the back room where they donned tiny stretch shorts and a t-shirt tied at the back so it was form fitting! Body size and age were no deterrent!
There were tiny girls (all over 21years apparently) with bee stings for boobies who appeared to not quite understand the concept of 'wet t-shirt' or were trying to compensate for their lack of t-shirt content and instead wiggled tiny buttocks at the crowd! I have to admire the courage of some contestants with bellys way larger than their generous boobs they jumped and bounced to the crowds delight! Saggy skin and bellys being double bounced by the boobs who took on a life of their own!
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| Even the Pups were dressed! |
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| All Welcome! |
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| Even Chucky was there! |
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| Eat my...... |
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| You got a bike? I'm sold! ;) |
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| Daytona Beach! |
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| Tales of Tails |
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| Eye Candy |
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| Sexy ladies |
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| We found our friend Rick from St Augustine among all the bikers! |
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| Dice?? | |
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| Pretty Lady! |
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| Die Hard! |
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| He died waiting for his wife to give up biking? |
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The winner was a clear skinned baby faced girl who didn't look older than 16 with at least double FF boobs who knew how to work them. Her little face looking shy and unsure as she watched the crowd for approval and a tiny shy unsure smile when they roared for her! Second was obviously a biker of many years! Serious and committed to doing this thing but she obviously had something the men liked as the second loudest roar was for her and third the tiny girly who shook her booty instead of her boobs which she didn't have! It worked!
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